14 Hilarious Fortune Cookies That Will Get You Rolling On The Floor Laughing


Every year, almost 3 billion fortune cookies are manufactured around the world. Why? Well, how many of you can resist these baffling pieces with equally amazing treasures inside. If your fortune cookie made you laugh out loud, think deeply, gave you mixed feelings and made you scratch your head in confusion, it certainly lived up to its potential. But nothing makes your day more exciting than the moment when you close your eyes, pick a fortune cookie, and read out loud a hilariously absurd note inside.

We just gathered the funniest 14 fortunes ever pulled out of these babies and they are bound to make your day!

  • “About time I got out of that cookie.”

Poor Rapunzel, trapped inside way too long.

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  • “I see money in your future… it is not yours though.”

Awfully talkative for a cookie, should have stopped at future. ‘sigh’

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  • “Pick another fortune cookie.”

The number you dialed isn’t responding at the moment.

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  • “Ignore previous cookie.”

Go home cookie, you’re drunk!

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  • “Be good to yourself. Dessert three times per week is OK.”

Advice from the fattest cookie in town, guys!

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Rabeea Basheer
Majored in literature. Writer. Avid reader. Dreamer. Misophonic. Paper-cut survivor. Sarcasm game strong. Took me an entire day to write this ..

14 Hilarious Fortune Cookies That Will Get You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

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