It’s sometimes a challenge for some people to keep their tweets exciting and fun but for these people? I wouldn’t say so. Check out the most hilarious tweets bound to make you laugh till you cry!
9hive gathered some of the funniest tweets for our readers to lighten up your mood. Here you go!
New sexual fantasy: He takes my hand, leads me to the bed, and says, in a throaty whisper, "I want you to nap for as long as you like."
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 18, 2015
ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.
— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) August 19, 2015
3.I can so relate to th
The man who invented the iPhone battery has died.
His funeral will take plac
— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) February 18, 2014
4.Literally every time I think of you.
Of course I touch myself when I think about you
It's called a face palm
— Flirt (@1MeLrO) July 22, 2015
5.Duh? Shut up shouty museum man.
Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
— NoOoOodles (@Dawn_M_) February 11, 2015
6.Only possible explanation.
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
wife: what the fuck
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 11, 2016
Body: Go to sleep.
Head: Time to rank all the stunts in the Fast & Furious movies from best to worst.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 15, 2016
Capitalization can really change a sentence.
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) June 27, 2014
10.Everyone likes a good twist, don’t they?
My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) August 7, 2013
him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens
[takes out telescope to watch comet]
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) August 10, 2015
12.I’m in tears.
roses r red
violets r blue
sunflowers r yellow
i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 11, 2014
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
— Spaced (@Spaced_Cowboy00) June 19, 2016
14.No wonder men can’t understand women like bro???
This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?
— Thor Olsen (@superduperkewl) September 15, 2011
15.Something obviously a mature person would do.