People are a lot more originally themselves on Twitter than they are anywhere else.
Check out these hilarious tales in less than 140 words and laugh your heart out:
1. I think if you do not have the courage to do it, you should find a more appropriate time to do it.
Here is a good way to find them again:
one time i saw a cute girl so i tied a balloon to her so i could find her later when i was brave enough to say hi pic.twitter.com/umfbmEVtZe
— spooky duley 👻 (@Advil) February 27, 2016
2. This is the real definition of swag and style.
Just met this girl running in a banana suit down 17th street. She said it "makes running more fun." Lol 🙌🏻🏃🏻🍌 pic.twitter.com/Wcy46PghOn
— Sara Kenigsberg (@skenigsberg) April 14, 2016
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3. This is how you treat a wife who does not obey you.
Some feminists might suggest killing me for saying something like that.
4. We never understood the meaning of all that suspense and all the cinematography.
My entire life was a lie. This mom knows it.
The second thing my mom made me do was watch the Adele Hello video with her. She kept saying "it's about a murder".
— WalterBlakeKnoblock (@WBKnoblock) November 26, 2015