5. Oh God! I can so relate to this one.
I have never met a nice Aquarius in my life. They are all weird!
6. Oh come on! These things classify as proper drinks, and they are really good at what they do.
7. The person on the other end definitely needs to get high-fived.
With a chair. On his face.
8. How difficult is it to write a proper sentence over text in a world of auto-correct and prediction modes?
I bet writing these spellings must have been harder.