Texts With The Most Perfectly Humorous and Witty Replies


Have you ever just stayed in bed, trying to sleep but you end up remembering all the witty replies you could have sent during a conversation weeks ago? It may be normal for people like you and me, but some legends of humour don’t need to experience that regret and embarrassment.

Here is a collection of some replies which will be written down in the history as one of the most hilarious conversations ever!

1. Taking a bath and the creepy friend keeps asking for a picture? Here’s a way to fulfil their request and have a good laugh. They might never ask for one again.

Via: Brightside

2. Want to shut up those annoying friends who ask you whether they can ask you something? Over smart them with your wittiness.  

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3. Midnight is not for deep conversations rather it is for overthinking about the least important stuff and bug others about it.

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4. When someone decides to take everything thing literally, you have to jump on your witty ride and crush them under it. 

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5. When she’s in a mood to initiate a cheesy conversation but you are just too old for that shit.

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6. When you are a movie buff but your partner is a hard-core vegan.

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7. This person realizes that words have feelings too but they are too humble to brack (about) -et!

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8. At least Alice has her priorities right!

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9. Some people need to learn how to use punctuation but some people already master the art of making a pun at the right time.

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10. This person may not have taken the chocolate bar but he definitely raised the bar high in the world of witty replies!

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Rida Mehtab

A chemical engineering major, but a confessional poetry enthusiast. My obsessions are simple: food, Manchester United, my cat, Sylvia Plath and my curiosity. (not necessarily in that order)

Texts With The Most Perfectly Humorous and Witty Replies